Pick-up Lines

These are incredibly cheesy and lame but also amusing, so I decided to share some Harry Potter based pick-up lines.

• If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
• I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
• My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
• Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
• If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
• Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.
• Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
• You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
• Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
• You can have the portkey to my heart.

These make me gag slightly...